THE ANIMATED ADVENTURES OF JONNY
You have things to do, so you'll plop your kinds in front of this thinking that they'll blankly stare at it like every other Saturday morning cartoon. But this is a Jonny cartoon, designed to teach them things about life that you didn't know about until your freshman year of college when your system was filled with cheap beer and roofies. Believe me, you'll thank us for this.
THE JONNY MYSTERIES SO YOU THINK YOU CAN MASTURBATE COOKING FOR JONNY
JONNY GROUPIES GLOBETROTTING WITH AMY, JA'SON & JAMES THE ASHWORTH ASPECT
THE MARA MARINI SHOW THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINSTON JONNY'S WIDE WORLD OF PORN
JONNY'S THEATRE SCENE THE ANIMATED ADVENTURES OF JONNY CELEBRITY OPERATION
THE YENTA'S VIEW EVOLUTION BY NATURAL SELECTION JONNY INFOMERCIALS