Porn. It's as American as baseball.

The wake of just one of the riots following the passage of Proposition B. It's up to YOU to stop the madness now.

In fact, it's even more American than baseball because most baseball players these days are from the Dominican Republic. Sure it's improved the quality of play but I can't even pronounce half the players names anymore. What use is that? But I digress. A few hysterical Puritanical types are doing their best to geld porn - our porn - by requiring that anything shot within the city borders of Los Angeles, the porn capitol of the world, have their actors wear condoms. That's right, condoms. It was all done through a ballot initiative called Proposition B that the religious right jammed down our throats, allegedly to make porn "safer" for the actors. But I can tell you, there's nothing "safe" about having something jammed down your throat, and I've seen enough porn to know. Porn is about bringing fantasy to life, and when I'm fantasizing about banging Wonder Woman or circa 1978 Farrah Fawcett, I'm sure as hell not wearing a condom. And to require the iconic performers to dilute their finely-hewn characterizations in this fashion is exactly how Communism got a foothold in Eastern Europe.

What can you do about it? Plenty! To begin with, fill out the online form below. You'll be inundated with news about how our cause is progressing and demands for monetary contributions until you rue the day that you ever clicked the "Submit" button. But it's the price you'll have to pay if you want an America that's free for your children and their children, who will eventually be as into porn as we are.

Act now, before your freedom is gone forever.