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Jonny's
ultra-hard Oscar trivia quiz
Jon is a big awards fan, and he made up this
quiz to annoy his pals.
You're invited to give it a shot,
but be warned: it's not for amateurs!
The
Hindsight Awards
What should have won the Oscars over the years.
The
100 Greatest Shakespearean Performances
Jon's listing of the 100 greatest performances
of
Shakespearean roles throughout history.
Jonny's
Christmas Stories
Jonny's
Holiday Products
Jon's elaborate Christmas Cards include ads
for Jonny products
that can be purchased just in time for
the holidays.

It's
a Christmas tradition for Jon to come up with an annual pornographic
holiday story.
A
password is required to view these stories.
Jonny's
Broadway Christmas
Jonny takes on the Great White Way.
Jonny's
Easter Christmas
Jonny helps the Easter Bunny find the
Yuletide spirit.
Jonny's
Unemployed Christmas
Jonny can't find a job for the holidays.
Jonny's
Papal Christmas
Jonny is elected Pope and gets a Christmas visit by Jesus
himself!
Jonny's
New Orleans Christmas
Jonny
becomes the head of FEMA to try and
pull together the chaos
of Hurricane Katrina.
Jonny's
Weapons of Mass Destruction Christmas
Jonny goes to Iraq to save Christmas for the U.S. Military.
Jonny's
Gubernatorial Christmas
The indomitable Jonny M terminates the
Governor
of California in an election.
Jonny's
Super Hero Christmas
Jonny fights crime during the Yuletide.
Jonny's
Terrorist Christmas
Comemorating the tragedy of September 11.
Jonny's
Election Christmas
Jon got political in the wake of the 2000 election
fiasco.
Jonny's
Bethlehem Christmas
This is the one that's sending Jon to Hell!
Jonny's
South Sea Christmas
Jonny brings Christmas to the cannibals.
Jonny's
Prison Christmas
The most objectionable Jonny story of all!
Jonny,
the Vampire and the Christmas Shepherds
Nothing says yuletide like bloodsucking and beastiality.
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