The Jonny Advent Calendar

Ever wonder what Jonny really does to celebrate the holidays after he's crapped out his idiotic Christmas story? This advent calendar gives you a day-by-day description of what he and his Jonny Pals do with themselves on the days leading up to the Yuletide. Just click on the date every day and a window will pop open telling you what Jonny's up to in his holiday celebration. Or if you want to cheat, you can always click on all the dates in one sitting. It's breaking the rules, but Santa already has his naughty/nice list made up so no one except you and God will notice. Go ahead, we dare you - click on them all right now. You weak, weak person.